Launching on April 15th
A board game that is fun for the whole demented family
It's a Board game, not a Bored Game
Depicted: The beloved "two men at the same time" dance
Filled with Current Events
Depicted: a pill reduced by 600% from previous pills
Potentially Award Winning
Depicted: The awards we can probably win if we try
HELP, MY PRESIDENT IS A GIANT IDIOT MANBABY
The Board Game
The last few years have been a blur of activity, whiplash inducing and often hard to quantify. We want to satirically chart the path toward greatness in a way that potentially makes it easy to digest and understand. And along the way, maybe there’s a chance to see the humor.
Or Maybe Not. It's all a bit of a shitshow.
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Game Concepts
Handling Hard Issues
Throughout the game, we want to be playful and expressive, never offensive. By treating all participants as toys - as children -and keeping the euphemisms intact, we can do that. For example, here we use pussies to stand for… well, pussies. It keeps the engagement light and playable for all.
Discover and Play as Your Favorite Trump
Orator Trump
Weaving in and out with grace and full transparency
Pope Trump
An expert in all things theocratical
Military Hero Trump
Ending 8 or 9 wars and counting
SuperTrump
Superior genes and a great costume
Healthy Trump
Capable of withstanding multiple MRIs
Golf Trump
95% of the Trumps you may see
Game Concepts
Nobody is Safe
Donny and Billy were buddies, Seats side by side on the plane
They both wore the same kinds of suits, kinds of ties, and depends
They laughed as they drank their martinis, drinking them down just the same
They smacked tiny asses, shared island passes, what's a little mouth stuff between friends?
Game Concepts
The Power of Satire
And Satire can be an effective way of standing up and just saying “What the Fuck?” while respecting and accommodating the opinions around us. Satire and parody are protected models of thought and allow people to consider and comment on complex issues responsibly.
HELP, MY PRESIDENT IS A GIANT IDIOT MANBABY
Why a Board Game?
We've built a game and we're going to Kickstarter for a round of funding and exposure that will make it really work. Board games have had some success there. Along the way, we want to have some fun.
So we built out this site and some merchandise to go with it, smaller fun toys and games, t-shirts, bags, etc. that will let us fill the time until our big game comes out and we get sued into obscurity by people who can't spell "satirical"
