How to Play
Let's face it. It's all a game. Whether you're building huge whites only highrise buildings or planning a governmental insurrection, you need to be at your best, top of the game. And, let's face it, no one says you ARE doing any of those things, in, say, a court of law, but you could, and still walk out with your head held high, tie down to your knees, and why?
Because you know the game.
You know the deal.
You know how to make it all work for you.
So take a look below and see exactly how to play THIS game. It's made just for you...
First, Choose your Trump
You begin the game by choosing the TRUMP you want to play as. All players are TRUMPS. You can choose from some popular TRUMPS as President Trump, Pope Trump, War Hero Generalissimo Trump, Super Trump, Muscle Trump (in great health, but physically and mentally) and, of course, Golf Trump. You choose your Piece and place it on the HOME Circle
Second, Pull out the Board
The Big Beautiful Board™ lets you move around, making your way to the final goal
Start at Home
Pick up your inheritance, a wad of cash, and get ready to roll a 6 or better to start. Once you start, you gain a business.
Roll Those Dice to Move
Do what the game tells you where you land. Or grab an action or event card. This is a good time to cheat if you're gonna.
Take a Rest to Golf
If you don’t have a proper action card or land on a complex situation, you may need to go to Mar-a-lago and golf. You lose a wad of cash.
Collect Perks along the Way
TRUMPS can collect Pussies, Businesses, Judges, and Big old Wads of Cash along the way. Any TRUMP with 6 of each automatically wins.
You can be president of Europe, too
The first TRUMP to make it to President of Europe wins. But if another TRUMP has a “Take Credit for” action card, they can take that away from that TRUMP
And enjoy it themself.
Third, Take Cards
Action and Event Cards help you respond to situations.
Event Cards
Event Cards decide what happens, the things that you, as the Trump you are, are uniquely qualified to manage. No one else could handle these things. Things like:
- Sex abuse indictments
- Inflationary periods
- Monaco Cognitive Assessment tests
- Strange lesions occuring all over
- Passing out in the Oval office
- War crime Tribunals hanging out
- ICE Killings of Moms
- and more...
Action Cards
And action cards give you opportunities, possibilities, actions you can take to be decisive, to change everything so that the detritus from those past failed administrtions don't touch you. You can:
- Claim complete Presidential Immunity
- Take Credit for something
- Pass Blame
- Call out, "Quiet Piggy" and silence the press
- Indeed, call the press out as Fake News
- Cover it in gold
- And more...
We hope that this will be a rewarding experience
And if not, you take your rewards where you can. Look, it's not easy to be excellent. People are deranged. They want to pull you down. But grab at the gold when you can. Nothing else looks like gold. They haven't yet been able to make anything that looks like it.