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Is this some kind of a joke?
Yes. But the game and merchandise are real.
Is this covered by Satire?
Satire is a genre of art, literature, and performance that uses humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in contemporary social or political contexts. The primary goal is often not just to amuse, but to provoke thought and inspire reform.
Laws support Satire becuase it is absolutely essential that people be able to discuss the ideas involved in everyday dynamics.
Satire, especially political or social commentary, forms a core part of protected speech. The Supreme Court has consistently defended crude, offensive, or controversial satire, so long as a reasonable person would not believe the content to be asserting actual facts.
Are you being unfair?
We don't think so. While the situations are absurdist and unreal, they are predicated on things that are actually happenning right now. We are using babies and toys so that there is no way for a person to confuse this for an editorial or news site.
When will the kickstarter be live?
Our Kickstarter campaign will launch on President's Day, February 16th, 2026.
What is the return policy?
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Are any purchases final sale?
We are unable to accept returns on underwear. I think everyone here can understand how and why that is.
When will I get my order?
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Where are your products manufactured?
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value. This is how much of the world works. This is how many small businesses survive. Things like tariffs and aggressive trade practices make it impossible for smaller businesses to work while larger ones gouge their customers to accomodate.
How much does shipping cost?
Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.
Now, feel free to freak out
We try to return all messages within 24 hours.
Feeling Angry about all this?
Look, We're with you. A lot of what is going on right now really sucks for a lot of people. If you really honestly believe that things are going the way you wanted them to and you are pissed off at all the little whiny crybabies who make jokes about it, we're really sorry.
Not too much we can do about that now.